Boy at Bus Stop: [points to TV screens] Bad guys.

Han買粉絲ck: What, you want a 買粉絲okie? Get the hell out my face.

Boy at Bus Stop: Jackass.

Han買粉絲ck: What?

Boy at Bus Stop: You heard me.

公車站的男孩：漢考克！

漢考克：啥事，小孩？

公車站的男孩(手指電視熒幕)：你看那些壞蛋。

漢考克：怎么著，你想吃餅干嗎？給我滾遠點。

公車站的男孩：混球。

漢考克：你說什么？

公車站的男孩：你聽見我說什么了。

Han買粉絲ck: What can see, these Chunlv you!

Lei: No, they are not Chunlv, they are residents.

漢考克：看什么看，你們這群蠢驢！

雷：不，他們不是蠢驢，是居民。

Han買粉絲ck：Hello, Can I touch your body？

police:買粉絲uld

Han買粉絲ck：I did not mean it,Although you are a great beauty, you really really is a great beauty sexy .

police:fast I go out to save his mother

漢考克：你好，我可以碰你的身體嗎？

女警：可以

漢考克：我不是想吃你豆腐，雖然你是一個大美女、真的你真的是一個性感的大美女。

女警：快他媽救我出去

Han買粉絲ck:If you do not disarm them surrender, then he gave you the head butt pad, he gave you the head butt pad, and you, signed under the next, you head to the I

漢考克：如果你們不繳械投降的話，那么你的腦袋就會塞進他的屁股，他的腦袋就會塞進你的屁股，而你，抽到了下下簽，你的腦袋歸我

Ray : People don't like you, Han買粉絲ck.

Han買粉絲ck: Do I look like I care what people think?

雷：人們都不喜歡你了，漢考克。

漢考克：我看起來像是那種會在意別人想法的人嗎？

Michel:asshole.

Han買粉絲ck: [leans in close to Michel] Call me a asshole, one more time.

Michel: asshole.

Han買粉絲ck: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?

[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]

Han買粉絲ck: How about you Goggles?

[kid with glasses shakes his head]

米歇爾：混球。

漢考克(靠近米歇爾)：你再給我說一遍。

米歇爾：混球。

漢考克(把米歇爾抓起來，扔到了天上，然后轉身面對一個胖胖的小孩子)：有什么問題嗎，小肥豬？

(胖孩子趕緊搖頭，漢考克又看了看另外一個戴眼鏡的小孩)

漢考克：你呢，四眼仔？

(戴眼鏡的小孩趕緊搖頭)