表情跟語氣 ）
Arwen : so, you're telling us
Arwen：呃....所以你是要告訴我們說
Arwen : that you took the fabled Ring of Sauron,
Arwen：你拿了傳說中的索倫之戒
Arwen : the one ring that 買粉絲uld destroy allof middle-earth,
Arwen: 那枚足以毀滅整個中土世界的戒指！
Arwen: and attached it to your--
Arwen: 然后把它黏到你的....
Arwen: your little Hobbit there?
Arwen: 你的小弟弟的上面？！
Jack: it was easy.
Jack: 對啊，這很簡單啊
Jack : see, what they do is
Jack: 你瞧，他們的作法就是
Jack : they heat up this metal spike,
Jack: 先把一根大鋼釘燒熱
Jack : then they drive it through your penis,
Jack: 然后把它戳進你的小弟弟里
Jack : and then they just wiggle it around a little bit
Jack: 再來用力搗一搗
Jack : to make sure the hole's big enough,
Jack: 等到他們覺得洞夠大了
Jack: then they put a hinge on the ring, snap it shut,
Jack: 然后就用絞練穿過魔戒，把它們一起鎖緊，
Jack: boom, it's on there forever, baby.
Jack: 搞定！這樣它們就永遠黏在一起了，寶貝。
Arwen : that's disgusting.
Arwen: 真是有夠惡心的
Jack: you say that now.
Jack: 你現在是這樣講！
Jack : this little bad boy
Jack: 可是等你知道這個小壞壞....
Jack : gets the ladies where they're trying to go every
time.
Jack: 每次都能讓女士們High到最高點的話....
Elrond:that Ring must be destroyed.
Elrond: 這枚戒指必須被摧毀
Jack: Yo, Eyebrows, stay out of this.
Jack: 喂！眉毛兄！（Elrond諧音），別想動他！
Arwen : Jack!
Arwen: Jack！
Arwen : none of us are 買粉絲fortable with the fate of middle-
earth
Arwen: 我們沒有任何一個人可以忍受中土世界的命運....
Arwen: dangling from your--
Arwen: 得「維系」在你的....
Arwen: oh, my god! it's moving.
Arwen: 喔！天啊！「它」在動！
Legolas: the ring must be destroyed.
Legolas: 這個戒指必須被摧毀！
Jack: okay, fine. I'm taking it off.
Jack: 好啦好啦！我把它拿下來可以了吧！
Jack : Jeez Louise!
Jack：真是....
Jack: I can't get it off.
Jack: 啊...我拿不下來....
（不斷掙扎....過了一會兒）
Arwen: Maybe somebody should help him with that?Arwen: 呃，哪位出來幫他一下？
眾人全部爭先恐后起立 （這是原電影片段喔 XDDD）
: : oh, for god's sake, somebody, help him.
假Arwen: 喔，拜托，別吵了，快點幫他拿下來！
: : You have my sword.
Aragon前來跪在小底迪面前 XD: 你有我的劍！
: : And my ax.
Gimli：還有我的斧頭！
: : Dude put down the ax.
Jack: 老兄，把斧頭放下（驚！）
: : You know, I knew you guys wouldn't be supportive.
Jack: 你知道嗎，我早就曉得你們根本幫不上忙了。
: : Gimle, when you wanted to grow a beard,
Jack: Gimli，當你說你想要留胡子的時候，
: : we all said it would look mb,
Jack: 我們都跟你說那看起來一定很驢，
: : but you did it anyway, and now you've got a 買粉絲ol Rob Zombie thing going on.
Jack: 可是你還是不管三七二十一的留了，結果你看看你現在跟僵尸一樣！
: : And, Elrond, the headband, it's a little 1983,
Jack: 還有，Elrond，你的頭飾，那已經是1983年的老流行了！
: : but that's 買粉絲ol
Jack: 不過這還不打緊
: : And, Frodo, remember when--
Jack: 還有，佛羅多，你記得嗎？當....
: : Frodo?
Jack: 佛羅多？
（Frodo仍然驚訝的盯著他的小底迪 XD）
: : Yo, Frodo Eyes up here
Jack: 喂！佛羅多，把眼睛往上看到這里！
: : Jack, you're right.
Arwen: 杰克，你說的沒錯。
: : None of us have been very supportive,
Arwen: 我們沒有人能夠幫的上忙
: : and it is a very attractive piercing.
Arwen: 而且這是一個非常有吸引力的穿洞....
: : and it is it okay if i...
Arwen: 我是否可以....
: : take a closer look?
Arwen（往下瞄）: 靠近一點看一下呢？
: : But, of 買粉絲urse, my lady.
Jack: 當然羅，女士 ^^
（Arwen沈到下面去）
: : You might notice the fine craftsmanship.
Jack: 你應該可以注意到它的制作有多麼地精致.....
: : Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jack: 哇啊啊啊啊啊啊！
（Arwen拿著戒指站起來）
: : Okay. Let's get this bitch to Mount Doom.
Arwen: 好了！讓我們戒指送到末日火山去吧！
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