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6、I'm really too young to go out into the world alone

7、Nothing is absolutely the limit of nothingness. It's the lowest you can go. It's the end of the line.

8、 If there were something that was less than nothing, then nothing would not be nothing, it would be something--even though it's just a very little bit of something. But if nothing is nothing, then nothing has nothing that is less than it is.

9、I have nothing at all on my mind, but I've too many things under my behind. Have you ever tried to sleep while sitting on eight eggs?"

中英文版：

1.Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻煩沒來找你,就別去自找麻煩.(第一四個trouble是動詞,第二三個trouble是名詞.)

2.I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的..(第一個that是連詞,引導賓語從句;第二五個that是指示代詞“那個”;第三個that在這兒相當于名詞;第四個that是關系代詞,引導定語從句.)

3.I know.You know.I know that you know.I know that you know that I know. 我知道.你知道.我知道你知道.我知道你知道我知道..(誰知道?知道什么?看懂了你就知道了.)

4.We must hang together,or we'll be hanged separately.

我們必須團結在一起,否則我們將被一個個絞死.(這是一句雙關語.前面的hang together 是團結一致的意思,后面的hang 是絞死的意思.)

5.The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗. (這個 句子 包含了英語中的26個字母.) 6.Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?(這是一句回文句.順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的.類似“上海自來水來自海上”.)

7.上聯：To China for 買粉絲 ,China with 買粉絲,dinner on 買粉絲.去中國買瓷器,中國有瓷器,吃飯靠瓷器.

下聯：Go front door to buy Front Door,front door no Front Door,behind door with Front Door.到前門買前門,前門沒前門,后門有前門.(這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢 對聯 .下聯中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙.)

8.2B or not 2B,that is a

這是一種文字簡化游戲.它的意思是：To be or not to be,that is a question.(生存還是毀滅,那是一個問題.)

9.He never saw a saw saw a saw .他從來沒見過一把鋸子據另一把鋸子

夏洛的網英語經典語錄(英文版)

Wilbur: [Wilber bangs his head into the fence and runs]

Golly the Goose: [Flies to the fence, lands on it and stops] Run pig! Be 買粉絲! I would if I 買粉絲uld.

Gussy the Goose: [Golly goes back inside the barn] Golly, did I hear you say you would be 買粉絲 if you 買粉絲uld?

Golly the Goose: I meant if I were a pig.

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[last lines]

Narrator: It is not often someone 買粉絲es along that's a true friend and good writer. Charlotte was both.

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Charlotte A. Cavatica: Oh, Wilbur... don't you know what you've already done? You made me your friend and in doing so, you made a spider beautiful to everyone in that barn...

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Templeton: You're a pig! Pig equals slop. The rat is happy!

Wilbur: My name's Wilbur! Do you have a name or is it just 'The Rat'?

Templeton: Did you say 'just the rat'? For your information, pig: The rat rules! We were here long before your kind and we'll be here long after. So, you just keep that in mind next time you feel like recing me to just 'the rat'.

Wilbur: You called yourself 'The Rat'.

Templeton: I can call me that. You can't.

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Wilbur: So you eat flies?

Charlotte A. Cavatica: No... no, no. I drink their blood.

Ike: [faints]

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Charlotte A. Cavatica: [climbs down to Ike's face]

Ike: Please, don't hurt me.

Charlotte A. Cavatica: Well, since you said please. Hehe.

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Templeton: Look at her! Don't you think she's a little... uh... what's the word? EW!

Wilbur: I think she's beautiful.

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Charlotte A. Cavatica: Wilbur... we're born, we live, and when our time 買粉絲es, we die. It's just a natural cycle of life.

Wilbur: No! Just climb down! I'll carry you the rest of the way! We'll go back to the barn and I'll take care of you!

Charlotte A. Cavatica: No, Wilbur... I don't even have the strength to climb down.

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Charlotte A. Cavatica: No, my webs were no miracle, Wilbur. I was only