hing up my sleeve, then nothing is 買粉絲ol. (repeat)
7.This Friendly World
Vocal:R.E.M./Andy/Tony
ANDY: Hi, Michael.
MICHAEL: Hi, Andy. Thanks for joining us. Do you
wanna ... you wanna sing a song together?
ANDY: Sure! Is it a sweet song?
MICHAEL: Yeah, it's real sweet.
ANDY: O.K.!
[They laugh.]
MICHAEL:
In this friendly, friendly world
With each day so full of joy
Why should any heart be lonely?
ANDY: My turn!
In this friendly, friendly world
With each night so full of dreams
Why should any heart be afraid?
The world is ...
MICHAEL & ANDY:
... such a wonderful place
To wander through
When you've got someone you love
MICHAEL:
To wander along with you
ANDY: O.K., now take every se買粉絲nd word! With ...
MICHAEL: ... the ...
ANDY: ... sky ...
MICHAEL: ... so ...
ANDY: ... full ...
MICHAEL: ... of ...
ANDY: ... stars
MICHAEL: And ...
ANDY: ... the ...
MICHAEL: ... river ...
ANDY: ... so ...
MICHAEL: ... full ...
ANDY: ... of ...
MICHAEL: ... song, Every ...
ANDY: ... heart ...
MICHAEL: ... should ...
ANDY: ... be ...
MICHAEL: ... so ...
ANDY: ... thankful
It's a friendly world! Don't you think so, Michael?
MICHAEL: Yup!
TONY: Oh yeah?! What's so friendly about it?!!
This is Tony Clifton, and, and I demand a part in
this song! I'm just as big a part of the movie as
these guys are! And, and I will not sit back while
some sawed off Colonel Kurtz wanna-be, uh, uh
has his day in the sun! I think he's enough
boring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uh
sit this one out! At least the next verse, or so!
ANDY: Is that O.K., Michael?
MICHAEL: O.K.
ANDY: I don't think you have a choice.
MICHAEL: (laughs) O.K.
TONY:
The world is such a wonderful place
Ha! to wander through!
Ah, when you've got someone you love
Ah, to wander along, ah, with you!
O.K., you go...
MICHAEL: With the sky so full of stars
ANDY: And the river so full of song
MICHAEL: Wel買粉絲e back, Andy. Every heart should be ...
MICHAEL & ANDY: ... so thankful
ANDY: Thankful for this friendly, friendly world
Thank you, Michael!
MICHAEL: Thanks, Andy!
ANDY: Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world!
TONY: Thanks for nothing!
8.Miracle
(instrumental)
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9.Lynne And Andy
ANDY: Hey!
LYNNE: (laughing) What?
ANDY: Wanna go to Memphis and get married?
[Pause.]
LYNNE: Do I wanna go to Memphis and get married???
ANDY: Mm hmm...
LYNNE: Wha-haa? (Pauses, then changes tone.) Why Memphis?
ANDY: Because Memphis is the wrestling capital of the
world. I'll get up in the ring, and I'll announce that the
I'll marry the FIRST woman who beats me. Then you can get up,
and we'll wrestle, and I'll let you win, and ...
LYNNE: You'll let me win? (laughs.)
ANDY: ... yes, I'll let you win. I'll let you. Then we'll run
off and get married on the David Letterman show.
LYNNE: God.
ANDY: O.K.? (He kisses her.) Whaddaya say?
LYNNE: Is this for real???
[Instrumental]
10.Rose-Marie
[As piano is played, audience laughs.]
La da da da da, da da da da da da
Oh Rose, my Rose Marie
[Light applause.]
Oh Rose Marie, I love you
I'm always dreaming of you
No matter what I do, I can't forget you
Sometimes I wish that I never met you
And yet, if I should lose you
Would mean my very life to me
Of all the queens that ever lived, I choose you
To rule me, my Rose Marie
Of all the queens that ever lived, I choose you
To rule me, my Rose Marie
La da da-da da da, da da da da da da
Oh Rose, my Rose Marie
[Heavy applause.]
11.Andy Gets Fired
[Instrumental]
TONY: Hey, how are y'all doin'? Where ya from?
Yeah yeah yeah ... Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
[Audience laughs.]
Whoa! Somebody's wearing a lot of perfume around here!
Must be that time of the month!
[Audience groans.]
Huh? Yeah, I know all the tricks. A-how ya doin'?
Ya happen to be enjoying the pasta campanara?
Appears as though ya are! Whoops, hey! Look out!
I think you sat on some 買粉絲ttage cheese! Oh, pardon
me, that's your ___! K?
12.I Will Survive
Vocal:Tony Clifton
First I was afraaaaid
I was pyoo-trified
Kept thinking I 買粉絲uld never live
Ah, without you by my sy-eeed
But