y.
Jack: 當然羅，女士 ^^
（Arwen沈到下面去）
: : You might notice the fine craftsmanship.
Jack: 你應該可以注意到它的制作有多麼地精致.....
: : Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jack: 哇啊啊啊啊啊啊！
（Arwen拿著戒指站起來）
: : Okay. Let's get this bitch to Mount Doom.
Arwen: 好了！讓我們戒指送到末日火山去吧！
With the develop of modern technology,買粉絲puter is widely used in my life.With the help of 買粉絲puter I can learn of anything in the world. 隨著現代技術的發展，計算機已經在我們的生活中被廣泛應用。有了計算機的幫助，我能夠學習世界上的任何東西。With 買粉絲puter's help I can work easily,so I have more 買粉絲 time than before,and I can talk with my friends online.I don't need to buy books,because I can read books online.I can buy things online. 有了計算機的幫助，我能輕松的工作，所以我就能有比以前更多的時間，并且我可以和朋友們在網上聊天。我不需要買書了，因為我可以在網上看書。我可以在網上買任何東西。So since I have the 買粉絲puter I only need to sit in my room and I can know anything on the earth.所以，自從有了計算機，我只需要呆在我的房間里就可以了解世界上的任何事情。
去掉中文 其實很少
MTV臺利用魔戒首部曲組成魔戒遠征隊時的片段剪接而成的超搞笑版！真的笑死人了！
建議大家一定要直接看才夠爆笑！很多精彩之處不在臺詞里。
==== 以下翻譯請先看過原片再參考 ====
Elrond: strangers from distant lands, friends of old,
Elrond：來自四面八方的陌生朋友們、各位老友們
Elrond: you have been summoned here to answer the threat
of mordor.
Elrond：這次是為了回應魔多的威脅而召喚諸位來到這里
Elrond: middle-earth stands upon the brink of destruction.
Elrond：中土世界如今已經面臨毀滅的邊緣了
Elrond: Bring forth the Ring.
Elrond：把魔戒呈上前來吧
（某女星假扮的Arwen以及某男星扮演哈比人突然出現在電影片段中 ）
Arwen: Jack, did you , have the ring, don't you?
Arwen：Jack，魔戒不是你拿著嗎？
Jack : yes. yes, I have the ring
Jack：呃....是的....魔戒是在我這里是沒錯.....
Jack: the thing is, last night, me and some buddies had a
little too much mead,
Jack：不過呢，由於昨天晚上我跟幾個死黨喝得稍微多了一點....
Jack: and we ended up at the piercing parlor,
Jack：后來不知怎麼搞的我們跑到穿耳洞的店里去....
Jack: and we ended up， and....
Jack：然后....我們....啊.....
Jack: a long story short...
Jack：好吧，這樣比較快.......
（脫掉褲子露出小弟弟）
Arwen : oh, my god.
Arwen：喔！天啊！
Boromir: it is a gift.
Boromir：真是天賦異「柄」！
Jack : you're damn right, it's a gift
Jack：你說的一點兒也沒錯，這是我最驕傲的天賦 ^^
Jack : it's called a "Prince Albert,"
Jack：它的名字叫做「亞伯特王子」（本來就是小弟弟的昵稱 ）
Jack : and it's my precious
Jack：這是我的寶貝-- （學Gollum的表情跟語氣 ）
Arwen : so, you're telling us
Arwen：呃....所以你是要告訴我們說
Arwen : that you took the fabled Ring of Sauron,
Arwen：你拿了傳說中的索倫之戒
Arwen : the one ring that 買粉絲uld destroy allof middle-earth,
Arwen: 那枚足以毀滅整個中土世界的戒指！
Arwen: and attached it to your--
Arwen: 然后把它黏到你的....
Arwen: your little Hobbit there?
Arwen: 你的小弟弟的上面？！
Jack: it was easy.
Jack: 對啊，這很簡單啊
Jack : see, what they do is
Jack: 你瞧，他們的作法就是
Jack : they heat up this metal spike,
Jack: 先把一根大鋼釘燒熱
Jack : then they drive it through your penis,
Jack: 然后把它戳進你的小弟弟里
Jack : and then they just wiggle it around a little bit
Jack: 再來用力搗一搗
Jack : to make sure the hole's big enough,
Jack: 等到他們覺得洞夠大了
Jack: then they put a hinge on the ring, snap it shut,
Jack: 然后就用絞練穿過魔戒，把它們一起鎖緊，
Jack: boom, it's on there forever, baby.
Jack: 搞定！這樣它們就永遠黏在一起了，寶貝。
Arwen : that's disgusting.
Arwen: 真是有夠惡心的
Jack: you say that now.
Jack: 你現在是這樣講！
Jack : this little bad boy
Jack: 可是等你知道這個小壞壞....
Jack : gets the ladies where they're trying to go every
time.
Jack: 每次都能讓女士們High到最高點的話....
Elrond:that Ring must be destroyed.
Elrond: 這枚戒指必須被摧毀
Jack: Yo, Eyebrows, stay out of this.
Jack: 喂！眉毛兄！（Elrond諧音），別想動他！
Arwen : Jack!
Arwen: Jack！
Arwen : none of us are 買粉絲fortable with the fate of middle-
earth
Arwen: 我們沒有任何一個人可以忍受中土世界的命運....
Arwen: dangling from your--
Arwen: 得「維系」在你的....
Arwen: oh, my god! it's moving.
Arwen: 喔！天啊！「它」在動！
Legolas: the ring must be destroyed.
Legolas: 這個戒指必須被摧毀！
Jack: okay, fine. I'm taking it off.
Jack: 好啦好啦！我把它拿下來可以了吧！
Jack : Jeez Louise!
Jack：真是....
Jack: I can't get it off.
Jack: 啊...我拿不下來....
（不斷掙扎....過了一會兒）
Arwen: Maybe somebody should help him with that?Arwen: 呃，哪位出來幫他一下？
眾人全部爭先恐后起立 （這是原電影片段喔 XDDD）
: : oh, for god's sake, somebody, help him.
假Arwen: 喔，拜托，別吵了，快點幫他拿下來！
: : You have my sword.
Aragon前來跪在小底迪面前 XD: 你有我的劍！
: : And my ax.
Gimli：還有我的斧頭！
: : Dude put down the ax.
Jack: 老兄，把斧頭放下（驚！）
: : You know, I knew you guys wouldn't be supportive.
Jack: 你知道嗎，我早就曉得你們根本幫不上忙了。
: : Gimle, when you wanted to grow a beard,
Jack: Gimli，當你說你想要留胡子的時候，
: :